Comic Archive
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1 Food Network November 13th, 2009, 10:01 pm 3 Comments
2 Ponder at the magnificence of your friend, then retrieve your arms. November 14th, 2009, 1:15 am 2 Comments
3 Knock File Cabinet down with newfound arms during a sudden ouburst of rage. November 14th, 2009, 1:42 am 2 Comments
4 Insert arms into inventory. November 14th, 2009, 3:22 pm 2 Comments
5 Kick door down, then sprint to the nearest park. November 14th, 2009, 10:54 pm 2 Comments
6 Examine computer. November 15th, 2009, 3:29 pm 2 Comments
7 Right click on the Pype symbol in the sidebar in the most hard-boiled way you can muster. November 15th, 2009, 4:35 pm 3 Comments
8 Delete Pype so that you may never know what the message says because you can tell that it is your pothead friend trying to get some of your stash. November 15th, 2009, 5:09 pm 2 Comments
9 You are now this guy. November 15th, 2009, 5:52 pm 2 Comments
10 >DJT: Proceed to smoke some Mary J and download porn illegally. November 18th, 2009, 4:40 pm 3 Comments
11 >DJT: Smash computer in calm anger. November 20th, 2009, 6:51 pm 2 Comments
12 Run over to Chip's house and kick his ass. Then steal his weed. That asshole has ruined your life by not answering your messages on his computer and then forcing you to be angry enough to want to smash your computer with no visible emotion. November 21st, 2009, 11:32 pm 3 Comments
13 >DJT: The door was just a cardboard cutout! November 27th, 2009, 9:46 pm 2 Comments
14 >DJZ: Fashion cardboard into a SPEAR and insert it into your INVO-POCKET. November 29th, 2009, 6:47 pm 4 Comments
15 >STF:Try and see why no one showed up at your B-day party December 3rd, 2009, 5:24 pm 2 Comments
16 >STF: Discover your true calling in life. December 3rd, 2009, 8:04 pm 4 Comments
17 >DJT:draw a picture December 3rd, 2009, 8:37 pm 2 Comments
18 >DJT: Hang it on fridge with glue. December 4th, 2009, 4:43 pm 2 Comments
19 >DJT:spell some cool words on your hip-hapinen beat-boxin refrigerator with the cool as heck magnets December 10th, 2009, 4:09 pm 3 Comments
20 >DJT: Open the fridge and pull out some fuckin' milk, then drink that shit. December 12th, 2009, 9:44 pm 2 Comments
21 >STF: Arrest DJT. December 19th, 2009, 12:56 am 2 Comments
22 >CHIP: Go to work, then. December 24th, 2009, 9:13 pm 1 Comments
23 >CHIP: Walk around there's nothing much to do >_> December 26th, 2009, 12:31 am 1 Comments
24 >CHIP: Open the door but have a weapon of somesort just in case.. December 26th, 2009, 12:44 am 2 Comments
25 >CHIP: Use your ultra awesome skills to kill the perp December 29th, 2009, 12:17 am 2 Comments
26 >CHIP: Stop to celebrate the new year. January 1st, 2010, 1:06 am 2 Comments
27 >DJT : Observe the ominous countdown on the fridge January 3rd, 2010, 1:01 am 4 Comments
28 have a mad stare down and use your keen looks on there bomb January 3rd, 2010, 8:12 pm 1 Comments
29 >DJT: have a mad stare down and use your keen looks on there bomb January 3rd, 2010, 8:12 pm 3 Comments
30 >DJT: hide that there MASSIVE HOLE in the fridge with a decorative throw. January 5th, 2010, 4:33 pm 3 Comments
31 DJT: Look out window at giant black man January 6th, 2010, 9:53 pm 3 Comments
32 >DJT: wave to the giant black man January 6th, 2010, 11:40 pm 3 Comments
33 >DJT: Jump out the window and engage with SUPER BOSS. Remember to use your stoner powers and/or cardboard spear! January 7th, 2010, 9:09 pm 2 Comments
34 >DJT: Read all five stories to SUPER BOSS. January 15th, 2010, 11:03 pm 2 Comments
35 >DJT: Give SUPER BOSS a nasty papercut. January 16th, 2010, 11:35 pm 3 Comments
36 ==> January 21st, 2010, 8:41 pm 2 Comments
37 >C: Quit. January 21st, 2010, 8:59 pm 2 Comments
38 >P: Storm out of room while chewing furiously on hat. January 22nd, 2010, 4:10 pm 2 Comments
39 ==> January 24th, 2010, 7:25 pm 2 Comments
40 >C: Wander aimlessly forward towards the bench. January 29th, 2010, 10:04 pm 2 Comments
41 >DJT: Yo, fuggit about dat Chip square, pop some few caps in dat huge giant. February 4th, 2010, 7:16 pm 1 Comments
42 ==> February 4th, 2010, 7:17 pm 2 Comments
43 >DJT: You shootin' in da rong direchun dumbnuts! February 6th, 2010, 10:28 pm 2 Comments
44 >DJT: F**k dis shit, go git sum ass. February 13th, 2010, 12:03 am 2 Comments
45 >DJT: Insert ASSHAT into your INVO-POCKET. February 13th, 2010, 11:49 pm 1 Comments
46 50th Anniversary by Madagascar February 17th, 2010, 7:41 pm 1 Comments
47 ==> February 18th, 2010, 8:27 pm 2 Comments
48 >STF: Sit in chair. February 19th, 2010, 3:35 pm 2 Comments
49 >STF: Lay yourself onto the bench and dream. Dream like you've dreamed before! February 19th, 2010, 11:04 pm 2 Comments
50 >STF: Slide your hand slowly into your UTILITY SATCHEL and retrieve your PHONE OPERATING DEVICE. February 20th, 2010, 6:20 pm 1 Comments
51 ==> February 20th, 2010, 6:20 pm 3 Comments
52 >STF: Slide to Unlock. February 22nd, 2010, 9:33 am 1 Comments
53 Send yourself a message as someone else. February 22nd, 2010, 10:29 am 2 Comments
54 >STF: throw phone at the phone in fit of rage February 26th, 2010, 4:33 pm 1 Comments
55 ==> February 26th, 2010, 4:34 pm 4 Comments
56 >STF: check your inventory March 3rd, 2010, 8:31 pm 1 Comments
57 >STF: Interview gang symbol March 3rd, 2010, 8:32 pm 3 Comments
58 >STF: Use the PEN and right the gang symbol on yourself repeatedly March 8th, 2010, 4:14 pm 2 Comments
59 >STF: look at the back of gang symbol paper March 8th, 2010, 8:03 pm 3 Comments
60 >C: explore your mind March 17th, 2010, 5:04 pm 2 Comments
61 >p: go to a business meeting with fellow bureaucrats and discuss business things (try not to get in a fight) March 19th, 2010, 7:20 pm 2 Comments
62 >p: look around the room for things to talk about people to talk to maybe discuss chip March 24th, 2010, 4:14 pm 1 Comments
63 ==> March 25th, 2010, 11:43 pm 4 Comments
64 >Mr. Cerasus: Explode March 27th, 2010, 12:21 am 2 Comments
65 >C: Bust through the walls of the hospital. March 27th, 2010, 6:45 pm 2 Comments
66 >C: Dream March 28th, 2010, 11:25 pm 3 Comments
67 END CHAPTER ONE March 31st, 2010, 4:49 pm 2 Comments
68 START CHAPTER 2 April 7th, 2010, 4:01 pm 2 Comments
69 Investigate Mysterious Watch April 9th, 2010, 9:20 pm 3 Comments
70 >C: Place watch upon mailbox flag. April 10th, 2010, 11:04 pm 1 Comments
71 ==> April 10th, 2010, 11:05 pm 2 Comments
72 >C: Insert hand into mailbox. April 13th, 2010, 5:06 pm 3 Comments
73 >C: Quickly shut mailbox on your hand repeatedly and try to wake yourself up April 14th, 2010, 3:31 pm 3 Comments
74 >DJT: wake up April 15th, 2010, 4:37 pm 3 Comments
75 >DJT: Slam head against table until unconscious. April 18th, 2010, 5:56 pm 2 Comments
76 >C: display health bar April 19th, 2010, 3:47 pm 2 Comments
77 >C: dress up as a doctor and ESCAPE April 19th, 2010, 4:04 pm 2 Comments
78 >C: Open your eyes April 22nd, 2010, 5:20 pm 3 Comments
79 >C: And see, your eyes are open. April 23rd, 2010, 11:30 pm 1 Comments
80 ==> April 23rd, 2010, 11:31 pm 3 Comments
81 >you are a pirate April 25th, 2010, 5:09 pm 1 Comments
82 ==> April 25th, 2010, 5:11 pm 3 Comments
83 >Come with me, we'll go see a place called Candied Island! April 30th, 2010, 10:31 pm 1 Comments
84 ==> April 30th, 2010, 10:31 pm 3 Comments
85 >C:Fill Out the Paper. May 10th, 2010, 6:10 pm 2 Comments
86 >P: Wake down. May 11th, 2010, 7:54 pm 2 Comments
87 >P: eat some of the popcorn May 13th, 2010, 6:46 pm 3 Comments
88 >P: Check on those other faggots. May 22nd, 2010, 6:48 pm 2 Comments
89 >p: attempt not to look at Mr.Pyrus's butt May 23rd, 2010, 8:05 pm 3 Comments
90 >P: Pick Mr. Citrullus up and fling him at the mystery guest. May 27th, 2010, 4:00 pm 2 Comments
91 >P: tackle the glowing man May 31st, 2010, 3:03 pm 3 Comments
92 >P: Faint. June 14th, 2010, 4:03 pm 2 Comments
93 >P: Make him enter "Food Network" by punching the living daylights out of him June 18th, 2010, 1:44 am 3 Comments
94 >P: use VATS and try and punch him June 21st, 2010, 3:06 am 4 Comments
95 ==> August 3rd, 2010, 2:13 am 2 Comments
96 >C: Open the door. August 3rd, 2010, 2:28 am 2 Comments
97 ==> August 3rd, 2010, 3:00 pm 2 Comments
98 ==> August 3rd, 2010, 3:00 pm 2 Comments
99 Recop August 5th, 2010, 1:55 am 4 Comments
100 ==> August 7th, 2010, 2:21 am 2 Comments
101 >C: Punch directly in front of you. August 8th, 2010, 4:00 pm 3 Comments
102 >Hat: Land on Chip and grant him superpowers. August 12th, 2010, 12:44 am 1 Comments
103 ==> August 12th, 2010, 8:11 pm 4 Comments
104 >C: Begin your wacky adventure. August 19th, 2010, 5:33 pm 3 Comments
105 >C: Charge head first at him. August 21st, 2010, 10:37 pm 3 Comments
106 >C: Fo'get dat fool, had into dat big ol bvarel. August 27th, 2010, 4:39 pm 2 Comments
107 >C: Eat all of the. September 5th, 2010, 1:46 am 2 Comments
108 ==> September 7th, 2010, 5:04 pm 3 Comments
109 >C: Kill you're self. September 9th, 2010, 4:51 pm 2 Comments
110 ==> September 9th, 2010, 5:06 pm 2 Comments
111 >SCP: Arrest that murderer! September 13th, 2010, 5:03 pm 2 Comments
112 ==> September 13th, 2010, 5:04 pm 1 Comments
113 ==> September 13th, 2010, 5:20 pm 5 Comments
114 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:37 pm 1 Comments
115 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:37 pm 0 Comments
116 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:35 pm 0 Comments
117 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:35 pm 0 Comments
118 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:35 pm 0 Comments
119 ==> September 26th, 2010, 6:35 pm 0 Comments
120 ==> September 26th, 2010, 7:11 pm 1 Comments
121 Chip:>Head-butt cop while he's looking through history book. September 28th, 2010, 6:33 pm 5 Comments
122 >C: fast forward October 5th, 2010, 4:21 pm 2 Comments
123 >C:Talk to nearest/farthest prisoner. October 8th, 2010, 11:11 pm 2 Comments
124 >C: Try holding his hand. October 13th, 2010, 5:09 pm 1 Comments
125 ==> October 13th, 2010, 5:50 pm 3 Comments
126 ==> October 18th, 2010, 2:07 pm 2 Comments
127 >C: Kick 'em in the nads and run! October 22nd, 2010, 8:21 pm 1 Comments
128 ==> October 23rd, 2010, 12:12 am 3 Comments
129 >C: You want to break free. October 24th, 2010, 1:46 am 1 Comments
130 ==> October 24th, 2010, 2:14 am 1 Comments
131 >C:Give no mercy. October 24th, 2010, 7:18 pm 0 Comments
132 ==> October 24th, 2010, 7:19 pm 5 Comments
133 >C: Force jewels and items into pants/inventory to enjoy (sexually) elsewhere. November 3rd, 2010, 7:33 pm 2 Comments
134 >C: Advance up stairs. November 7th, 2010, 12:27 pm 1 Comments
135 ==> November 7th, 2010, 2:43 pm 4 Comments
136 >C: Remove chains from prisoners with your items. November 9th, 2010, 6:27 pm 2 Comments
137 >C: Check your watch. November 11th, 2010, 7:12 pm 2 Comments
138 >C: Defeat the Huns. November 13th, 2010, 3:09 pm 1 Comments
139 ==> November 13th, 2010, 3:09 pm 0 Comments
140 ==> November 13th, 2010, 3:10 pm 2 Comments
141 >C: You can do it! November 13th, 2010, 4:37 pm 1 Comments
142 ==> November 13th, 2010, 4:37 pm 0 Comments
143 ==> November 13th, 2010, 4:39 pm 3 Comments
144 >C:Use items offensively while yelling obscenities at the enemies and their mothers. November 15th, 2010, 4:32 pm 3 Comments
145 >C:Time to enjoy items sexually. November 17th, 2010, 6:43 pm 2 Comments
146 >C: Become a candy corn vampire. November 19th, 2010, 10:54 pm 2 Comments
147 >C: Attain your newfound BOOLET WALRUS powers and progress upstairs after gathering together a party of CONVICTS. November 19th, 2010, 11:29 pm 2 Comments
148 ==> November 19th, 2010, 11:50 pm 2 Comments
149 >C:Use Menu to find name and abilities of party members. November 20th, 2010, 9:34 pm 0 Comments
150 ==> November 20th, 2010, 9:38 pm 2 Comments
151 ==> November 20th, 2010, 9:40 pm 1 Comments
152 ==> November 20th, 2010, 9:40 pm 3 Comments
153 >C: Fly (to the next floor). November 30th, 2010, 6:21 pm 1 Comments
154 ==> December 1st, 2010, 5:30 pm 2 Comments
155 ==> December 1st, 2010, 5:30 pm 0 Comments
156 ==> December 1st, 2010, 5:31 pm 4 Comments
157 >C: Open your eyes. What do you see? December 6th, 2010, 5:19 pm 4 Comments
158 >C: Put on your robe and wizard hat. December 11th, 2010, 8:14 pm 3 Comments
159 >C:Use your good lucks to set flying serpent free. December 13th, 2010, 6:55 pm 3 Comments
160 >C: Become a puppet. December 15th, 2010, 6:24 pm 1 Comments
161 You are now Deputy Tofu December 16th, 2010, 5:24 pm 4 Comments
162 >DTF: Who's that knocking on your door? December 17th, 2010, 3:51 pm 2 Comments
163 >DTF: Quickly go to your bookshelf and get the books that are labeled as follows. "D" "T" "F" December 18th, 2010, 2:06 pm 2 Comments
164 >DTF: put them under your hat along wit "H" then take the rest and put them on the floor. Sloppily. December 20th, 2010, 4:54 pm 3 Comments
165 >pan in on the screen December 24th, 2010, 10:57 pm 2 Comments
166 >DTF: Change channel with dirty look. January 7th, 2011, 10:38 pm 0 Comments
167 ==> January 7th, 2011, 10:53 pm 3 Comments
168 >DTF: watch an docmentary about commas January 17th, 2011, 3:41 pm 2 Comments
169 >DTF: Destroy door. January 19th, 2011, 10:19 pm 2 Comments
170 >DTF: Destroy Television. January 20th, 2011, 3:10 pm 4 Comments
171 >DTF: Collect junk scraps. January 28th, 2011, 4:28 pm 2 Comments
172 >DTF: Steal INVOPOCKET... in a very "legal" way. January 29th, 2011, 8:12 pm 2 Comments
173 >DTF: Throw books out door and retrieve hat. January 31st, 2011, 10:00 pm 2 Comments
174 ==> January 31st, 2011, 10:01 pm 2 Comments
175 >DTF: Cruise around town like the cool mother f**ker you are. February 6th, 2011, 8:27 pm 1 Comments
176 ==> February 6th, 2011, 8:27 pm 0 Comments
177 ==> February 6th, 2011, 8:27 pm 4 Comments
178 The Return of Food Network April 7th, 2011, 8:38 pm 2 Comments
179 Recap v. 2 April 24th, 2011, 5:20 pm 3 Comments
180 >DTF: Leap into the Constable's room, fists ready. April 26th, 2011, 3:50 pm 1 Comments
181 ==> April 26th, 2011, 4:22 pm 2 Comments
182 >DTF: check out that bookshelf April 27th, 2011, 8:31 pm 2 Comments
183 >DTF: look up THE SHERIFF in the dictionary April 28th, 2011, 7:30 pm 3 Comments
184 >DTF: Angrily shove CHIVES in storage to be questioned later and search Mr. Cream's body for loot-I mean clues. May 3rd, 2011, 8:28 pm 1 Comments
185 ==> May 6th, 2011, 4:33 pm 3 Comments
186 >DTF: Hug victim and then read papers. May 12th, 2011, 7:45 pm 1 Comments
187 ==> May 12th, 2011, 7:54 pm 5 Comments
188 DTF: Take pens. They could be useful... maybe you could use em for a crowbar or something. May 20th, 2011, 10:02 pm 3 Comments
189 >DTF: Read OPERATION STACHE instead. May 23rd, 2011, 6:30 pm 3 Comments
190 >DTF: Glance at the other papers on the desk. May 30th, 2011, 2:28 pm 5 Comments
191 >DTF: Just leave already! You've got a case to solve. June 14th, 2011, 2:49 pm 2 Comments
192 ==> June 18th, 2011, 6:14 pm 4 Comments
193 >DTF: Use your AVERAGE INVESTIGATION SKILLS. July 1st, 2011, 12:34 am 1 Comments
194 >DTF: Be that one crunchy fellow again. July 1st, 2011, 1:24 am 2 Comments
195 >C: Peek out window. July 10th, 2011, 8:20 pm 2 Comments
196 >C: Examine THE GENERATOR. July 12th, 2011, 5:45 pm 2 Comments
197 >C: Break glass case with fist. July 14th, 2011, 12:49 am 2 Comments
198 >C: Pull lever. July 17th, 2011, 10:50 pm 0 Comments
199 ==> July 17th, 2011, 11:01 pm 2 Comments
200 >C: Check outside window for scaffolding as possible escape route. July 22nd, 2011, 2:10 pm 4 Comments
201 >C: Get belt from generator and use it on wire. August 4th, 2011, 8:46 pm 1 Comments
202 ==> August 4th, 2011, 9:13 pm 1 Comments
203 ==> August 5th, 2011, 11:40 pm 1 Comments
204 ==> August 5th, 2011, 11:41 pm 2 Comments
205 >C: Sup? August 12th, 2011, 10:36 pm 4 Comments
206 >C: Enter attack stance. August 15th, 2011, 12:10 am 1 Comments
207 ->C:OHMYGAWDIJUSTJUMPEDFROMABUILDINGWITHJUSTACONVEYORBELTHOLYSONUVAMOTHERTHATWASCOOL August 15th, 2011, 12:18 am 4 Comments
208 >C:Engage in celebratory brofest with Mr. Pyrus. August 28th, 2011, 5:53 pm 3 Comments
209 >C: Flip out as you fall to the ground. September 1st, 2011, 3:52 pm 3 Comments
210 >MR. P: NOT AT ALL, BOY. September 17th, 2011, 2:32 am 3 Comments
211 ==> October 1st, 2011, 12:08 am 1 Comments
212 ==> October 1st, 2011, 12:09 am 5 Comments
213 >C: Cheap fight scene January 14th, 2012, 4:57 pm 0 Comments
214 ==> January 14th, 2012, 4:57 pm 2 Comments
215 >Mr.P: Go 20th level super saiyan January 20th, 2012, 10:37 pm 1 Comments
216 ==> January 20th, 2012, 10:39 pm 3 Comments
217 >DJT: Pop out of the floor and save your bro July 14th, 2012, 2:10 am 1 Comments
218 ==> July 14th, 2012, 2:11 am 1 Comments
219 ==> July 14th, 2012, 2:39 am 3 Comments
220 >DJT: Pop a cap. March 14th, 2013, 4:02 pm 1 Comments
221 ==> March 14th, 2013, 4:03 pm 3 Comments
222 A Year Later July 5th, 2013, 8:47 pm 3 Comments
223 No September 1st, 2013, 12:32 am 7 Comments