| # | Title | Date Released | Comments |
|---|
| 1 |
Food Network |
13 Nov 2009 10:01 pm |
3 Comments |
| 2 |
Ponder at the magnificence of your friend, then retrieve your arms. |
14 Nov 2009 01:15 am |
2 Comments |
| 3 |
Knock File Cabinet down with newfound arms during a sudden ouburst of rage. |
14 Nov 2009 01:42 am |
2 Comments |
| 4 |
Insert arms into inventory. |
14 Nov 2009 03:22 pm |
2 Comments |
| 5 |
Kick door down, then sprint to the nearest park. |
14 Nov 2009 10:54 pm |
2 Comments |
| 6 |
Examine computer. |
15 Nov 2009 03:29 pm |
2 Comments |
| 7 |
Right click on the Pype symbol in the sidebar in the most hard-boiled way you can muster. |
15 Nov 2009 04:35 pm |
3 Comments |
| 8 |
Delete Pype so that you may never know what the message says because you can tell that it is your pothead friend trying to get some of your stash. |
15 Nov 2009 05:09 pm |
2 Comments |
| 9 |
You are now this guy. |
15 Nov 2009 05:52 pm |
2 Comments |
| 10 |
>DJT: Proceed to smoke some Mary J and download porn illegally. |
18 Nov 2009 04:40 pm |
3 Comments |
| 11 |
>DJT: Smash computer in calm anger. |
20 Nov 2009 06:51 pm |
2 Comments |
| 12 |
Run over to Chip's house and kick his ass. Then steal his weed. That asshole has ruined your life by not answering your messages on his computer and then forcing you to be angry enough to want to smash your computer with no visible emotion. |
21 Nov 2009 11:32 pm |
3 Comments |
| 13 |
>DJT: The door was just a cardboard cutout! |
27 Nov 2009 09:46 pm |
2 Comments |
| 14 |
>DJZ: Fashion cardboard into a SPEAR and insert it into your INVO-POCKET. |
29 Nov 2009 06:47 pm |
4 Comments |
| 15 |
>STF:Try and see why no one showed up at your B-day party |
03 Dec 2009 05:24 pm |
2 Comments |
| 16 |
>STF: Discover your true calling in life. |
03 Dec 2009 08:04 pm |
4 Comments |
| 17 |
>DJT:draw a picture |
03 Dec 2009 08:37 pm |
2 Comments |
| 18 |
>DJT: Hang it on fridge with glue. |
04 Dec 2009 04:43 pm |
2 Comments |
| 19 |
>DJT:spell some cool words on your hip-hapinen beat-boxin refrigerator with the cool as heck magnets |
10 Dec 2009 04:09 pm |
3 Comments |
| 20 |
>DJT: Open the fridge and pull out some fuckin' milk, then drink that shit. |
12 Dec 2009 09:44 pm |
2 Comments |
| 21 |
>STF: Arrest DJT. |
19 Dec 2009 12:56 am |
2 Comments |
| 22 |
>CHIP: Go to work, then. |
24 Dec 2009 09:13 pm |
2 Comments |
| 23 |
>CHIP: Walk around there's nothing much to do >_> |
26 Dec 2009 12:31 am |
2 Comments |
| 24 |
>CHIP: Open the door but have a weapon of somesort just in case.. |
26 Dec 2009 12:44 am |
3 Comments |
| 25 |
>CHIP: Use your ultra awesome skills to kill the perp |
29 Dec 2009 12:17 am |
2 Comments |
| 26 |
>CHIP: Stop to celebrate the new year. |
01 Jan 2010 01:06 am |
2 Comments |
| 27 |
>DJT : Observe the ominous countdown on the fridge |
03 Jan 2010 01:01 am |
4 Comments |
| 28 |
have a mad stare down and use your keen looks on there bomb |
03 Jan 2010 08:12 pm |
1 Comments |
| 29 |
>DJT: have a mad stare down and use your keen looks on there bomb |
03 Jan 2010 08:12 pm |
3 Comments |
| 30 |
>DJT: hide that there MASSIVE HOLE in the fridge with a decorative throw. |
05 Jan 2010 04:33 pm |
3 Comments |
| 31 |
DJT: Look out window at giant black man |
06 Jan 2010 09:53 pm |
3 Comments |
| 32 |
>DJT: wave to the giant black man |
06 Jan 2010 11:40 pm |
3 Comments |
| 33 |
>DJT: Jump out the window and engage with SUPER BOSS. Remember to use your stoner powers and/or cardboard spear! |
07 Jan 2010 09:09 pm |
2 Comments |
| 34 |
>DJT: Read all five stories to SUPER BOSS. |
15 Jan 2010 11:03 pm |
2 Comments |
| 35 |
>DJT: Give SUPER BOSS a nasty papercut. |
16 Jan 2010 11:35 pm |
3 Comments |
| 36 |
==> |
21 Jan 2010 08:41 pm |
2 Comments |
| 37 |
>C: Quit. |
21 Jan 2010 08:59 pm |
2 Comments |
| 38 |
>P: Storm out of room while chewing furiously on hat. |
22 Jan 2010 04:10 pm |
2 Comments |
| 39 |
==> |
24 Jan 2010 07:25 pm |
2 Comments |
| 40 |
>C: Wander aimlessly forward towards the bench. |
29 Jan 2010 10:04 pm |
2 Comments |
| 41 |
>DJT: Yo, fuggit about dat Chip square, pop some few caps in dat huge giant. |
04 Feb 2010 07:16 pm |
1 Comments |
| 42 |
==> |
04 Feb 2010 07:17 pm |
2 Comments |
| 43 |
>DJT: You shootin' in da rong direchun dumbnuts! |
06 Feb 2010 10:28 pm |
2 Comments |
| 44 |
>DJT: F**k dis shit, go git sum ass. |
13 Feb 2010 12:03 am |
2 Comments |
| 45 |
>DJT: Insert ASSHAT into your INVO-POCKET. |
13 Feb 2010 11:49 pm |
1 Comments |
| 46 |
50th Anniversary by Madagascar |
17 Feb 2010 07:41 pm |
1 Comments |
| 47 |
==> |
18 Feb 2010 08:27 pm |
2 Comments |
| 48 |
>STF: Sit in chair. |
19 Feb 2010 03:35 pm |
2 Comments |
| 49 |
>STF: Lay yourself onto the bench and dream. Dream like you've dreamed before! |
19 Feb 2010 11:04 pm |
2 Comments |
| 50 |
>STF: Slide your hand slowly into your UTILITY SATCHEL and retrieve your PHONE OPERATING DEVICE. |
20 Feb 2010 06:20 pm |
1 Comments |
| 51 |
==> |
20 Feb 2010 06:20 pm |
3 Comments |
| 52 |
>STF: Slide to Unlock. |
22 Feb 2010 09:33 am |
1 Comments |
| 53 |
Send yourself a message as someone else. |
22 Feb 2010 10:29 am |
2 Comments |
| 54 |
>STF: throw phone at the phone in fit of rage |
26 Feb 2010 04:33 pm |
1 Comments |
| 55 |
==> |
26 Feb 2010 04:34 pm |
4 Comments |
| 56 |
>STF: check your inventory |
03 Mar 2010 08:31 pm |
1 Comments |
| 57 |
>STF: Interview gang symbol |
03 Mar 2010 08:32 pm |
3 Comments |
| 58 |
>STF: Use the PEN and right the gang symbol on yourself repeatedly |
08 Mar 2010 04:14 pm |
2 Comments |
| 59 |
>STF: look at the back of gang symbol paper |
08 Mar 2010 08:03 pm |
3 Comments |
| 60 |
>C: explore your mind |
17 Mar 2010 05:04 pm |
2 Comments |
| 61 |
>p: go to a business meeting with fellow bureaucrats and discuss business things (try not to get in a fight) |
19 Mar 2010 07:20 pm |
2 Comments |
| 62 |
>p: look around the room for things to talk about people to talk to maybe discuss chip |
24 Mar 2010 04:14 pm |
1 Comments |
| 63 |
==> |
25 Mar 2010 11:43 pm |
4 Comments |
| 64 |
>Mr. Cerasus: Explode |
27 Mar 2010 12:21 am |
2 Comments |
| 65 |
>C: Bust through the walls of the hospital. |
27 Mar 2010 06:45 pm |
2 Comments |
| 66 |
>C: Dream |
28 Mar 2010 11:25 pm |
3 Comments |
| 67 |
END CHAPTER ONE |
31 Mar 2010 04:49 pm |
2 Comments |
| 68 |
START CHAPTER 2 |
07 Apr 2010 04:01 pm |
2 Comments |
| 69 |
Investigate Mysterious Watch |
09 Apr 2010 09:20 pm |
3 Comments |
| 70 |
>C: Place watch upon mailbox flag. |
10 Apr 2010 11:04 pm |
1 Comments |
| 71 |
==> |
10 Apr 2010 11:05 pm |
2 Comments |
| 72 |
>C: Insert hand into mailbox. |
13 Apr 2010 05:06 pm |
3 Comments |
| 73 |
>C: Quickly shut mailbox on your hand repeatedly and try to wake yourself up |
14 Apr 2010 03:31 pm |
3 Comments |
| 74 |
>DJT: wake up |
15 Apr 2010 04:37 pm |
3 Comments |
| 75 |
>DJT: Slam head against table until unconscious. |
18 Apr 2010 05:56 pm |
2 Comments |
| 76 |
>C: display health bar |
19 Apr 2010 03:47 pm |
2 Comments |
| 77 |
>C: dress up as a doctor and ESCAPE |
19 Apr 2010 04:04 pm |
2 Comments |
| 78 |
>C: Open your eyes |
22 Apr 2010 05:20 pm |
3 Comments |
| 79 |
>C: And see, your eyes are open. |
23 Apr 2010 11:30 pm |
1 Comments |
| 80 |
==> |
23 Apr 2010 11:31 pm |
3 Comments |
| 81 |
>you are a pirate |
25 Apr 2010 05:09 pm |
1 Comments |
| 82 |
==> |
25 Apr 2010 05:11 pm |
3 Comments |
| 83 |
>Come with me, we'll go see a place called Candied Island! |
30 Apr 2010 10:31 pm |
1 Comments |
| 84 |
==> |
30 Apr 2010 10:31 pm |
3 Comments |
| 85 |
>C:Fill Out the Paper. |
10 May 2010 06:10 pm |
2 Comments |
| 86 |
>P: Wake down. |
11 May 2010 07:54 pm |
2 Comments |
| 87 |
>P: eat some of the popcorn |
13 May 2010 06:46 pm |
3 Comments |
| 88 |
>P: Check on those other faggots. |
22 May 2010 06:48 pm |
2 Comments |
| 89 |
>p: attempt not to look at Mr.Pyrus's butt |
23 May 2010 08:05 pm |
3 Comments |
| 90 |
>P: Pick Mr. Citrullus up and fling him at the mystery guest. |
27 May 2010 04:00 pm |
2 Comments |
| 91 |
>P: tackle the glowing man |
31 May 2010 03:03 pm |
3 Comments |
| 92 |
>P: Faint. |
14 Jun 2010 04:03 pm |
2 Comments |
| 93 |
>P: Make him enter "Food Network" by punching the living daylights out of him |
18 Jun 2010 01:44 am |
3 Comments |
| 94 |
>P: use VATS and try and punch him |
21 Jun 2010 03:06 am |
4 Comments |
| 95 |
==> |
03 Aug 2010 02:13 am |
2 Comments |
| 96 |
>C: Open the door. |
03 Aug 2010 02:28 am |
2 Comments |
| 97 |
==> |
03 Aug 2010 03:00 pm |
2 Comments |
| 98 |
==> |
03 Aug 2010 03:00 pm |
2 Comments |
| 99 |
Recop |
05 Aug 2010 01:55 am |
4 Comments |
| 100 |
==> |
07 Aug 2010 02:21 am |
2 Comments |
| 101 |
>C: Punch directly in front of you. |
08 Aug 2010 04:00 pm |
3 Comments |
| 102 |
>Hat: Land on Chip and grant him superpowers. |
12 Aug 2010 12:44 am |
1 Comments |
| 103 |
==> |
12 Aug 2010 08:11 pm |
4 Comments |
| 104 |
>C: Begin your wacky adventure. |
19 Aug 2010 05:33 pm |
3 Comments |
| 105 |
>C: Charge head first at him. |
21 Aug 2010 10:37 pm |
3 Comments |
| 106 |
>C: Fo'get dat fool, had into dat big ol bvarel. |
27 Aug 2010 04:39 pm |
2 Comments |
| 107 |
>C: Eat all of the. |
05 Sep 2010 01:46 am |
2 Comments |
| 108 |
==> |
07 Sep 2010 05:04 pm |
3 Comments |
| 109 |
>C: Kill you're self. |
09 Sep 2010 04:51 pm |
2 Comments |
| 110 |
==> |
09 Sep 2010 05:06 pm |
2 Comments |
| 111 |
>SCP: Arrest that murderer! |
13 Sep 2010 05:03 pm |
2 Comments |
| 112 |
==> |
13 Sep 2010 05:04 pm |
1 Comments |
| 113 |
==> |
13 Sep 2010 05:20 pm |
5 Comments |
| 114 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:37 pm |
1 Comments |
| 115 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:37 pm |
0 Comments |
| 116 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:35 pm |
0 Comments |
| 117 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:35 pm |
0 Comments |
| 118 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:35 pm |
0 Comments |
| 119 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 06:35 pm |
0 Comments |
| 120 |
==> |
26 Sep 2010 07:11 pm |
1 Comments |
| 121 |
Chip:>Head-butt cop while he's looking through history book. |
28 Sep 2010 06:33 pm |
5 Comments |
| 122 |
>C: fast forward |
05 Oct 2010 04:21 pm |
2 Comments |
| 123 |
>C:Talk to nearest/farthest prisoner. |
08 Oct 2010 11:11 pm |
2 Comments |
| 124 |
>C: Try holding his hand. |
13 Oct 2010 05:09 pm |
1 Comments |
| 125 |
==> |
13 Oct 2010 05:50 pm |
3 Comments |
| 126 |
==> |
18 Oct 2010 02:07 pm |
2 Comments |
| 127 |
>C: Kick 'em in the nads and run! |
22 Oct 2010 08:21 pm |
1 Comments |
| 128 |
==> |
23 Oct 2010 12:12 am |
3 Comments |
| 129 |
>C: You want to break free. |
24 Oct 2010 01:46 am |
1 Comments |
| 130 |
==> |
24 Oct 2010 02:14 am |
1 Comments |
| 131 |
>C:Give no mercy. |
24 Oct 2010 07:18 pm |
0 Comments |
| 132 |
==> |
24 Oct 2010 07:19 pm |
5 Comments |
| 133 |
>C: Force jewels and items into pants/inventory to enjoy (sexually) elsewhere. |
03 Nov 2010 07:33 pm |
2 Comments |
| 134 |
>C: Advance up stairs. |
07 Nov 2010 12:27 pm |
1 Comments |
| 135 |
==> |
07 Nov 2010 02:43 pm |
4 Comments |
| 136 |
>C: Remove chains from prisoners with your items. |
09 Nov 2010 06:27 pm |
2 Comments |
| 137 |
>C: Check your watch. |
11 Nov 2010 07:12 pm |
2 Comments |
| 138 |
>C: Defeat the Huns. |
13 Nov 2010 03:09 pm |
1 Comments |
| 139 |
==> |
13 Nov 2010 03:09 pm |
0 Comments |
| 140 |
==> |
13 Nov 2010 03:10 pm |
2 Comments |
| 141 |
>C: You can do it! |
13 Nov 2010 04:37 pm |
1 Comments |
| 142 |
==> |
13 Nov 2010 04:37 pm |
0 Comments |
| 143 |
==> |
13 Nov 2010 04:39 pm |
3 Comments |
| 144 |
>C:Use items offensively while yelling obscenities at the enemies and their mothers. |
15 Nov 2010 04:32 pm |
3 Comments |
| 145 |
>C:Time to enjoy items sexually. |
17 Nov 2010 06:43 pm |
2 Comments |
| 146 |
>C: Become a candy corn vampire. |
19 Nov 2010 10:54 pm |
2 Comments |
| 147 |
>C: Attain your newfound BOOLET WALRUS powers and progress upstairs after gathering together a party of CONVICTS. |
19 Nov 2010 11:29 pm |
2 Comments |
| 148 |
==> |
19 Nov 2010 11:50 pm |
2 Comments |
| 149 |
>C:Use Menu to find name and abilities of party members. |
20 Nov 2010 09:34 pm |
0 Comments |
| 150 |
==> |
20 Nov 2010 09:38 pm |
2 Comments |
| 151 |
==> |
20 Nov 2010 09:40 pm |
1 Comments |
| 152 |
==> |
20 Nov 2010 09:40 pm |
3 Comments |
| 153 |
>C: Fly (to the next floor). |
30 Nov 2010 06:21 pm |
1 Comments |
| 154 |
==> |
01 Dec 2010 05:30 pm |
2 Comments |
| 155 |
==> |
01 Dec 2010 05:30 pm |
0 Comments |
| 156 |
==> |
01 Dec 2010 05:31 pm |
4 Comments |
| 157 |
>C: Open your eyes. What do you see? |
06 Dec 2010 05:19 pm |
4 Comments |
| 158 |
>C: Put on your robe and wizard hat. |
11 Dec 2010 08:14 pm |
3 Comments |
| 159 |
>C:Use your good lucks to set flying serpent free. |
13 Dec 2010 06:55 pm |
3 Comments |
| 160 |
>C: Become a puppet. |
15 Dec 2010 06:24 pm |
1 Comments |
| 161 |
You are now Deputy Tofu |
16 Dec 2010 05:24 pm |
4 Comments |
| 162 |
>DTF: Who's that knocking on your door? |
17 Dec 2010 03:51 pm |
2 Comments |
| 163 |
>DTF: Quickly go to your bookshelf and get the books that are labeled as follows. "D" "T" "F" |
18 Dec 2010 02:06 pm |
2 Comments |
| 164 |
>DTF: put them under your hat along wit "H" then take the rest and put them on the floor. Sloppily. |
20 Dec 2010 04:54 pm |
3 Comments |
| 165 |
>pan in on the screen |
24 Dec 2010 10:57 pm |
2 Comments |
| 166 |
>DTF: Change channel with dirty look. |
07 Jan 2011 10:38 pm |
0 Comments |
| 167 |
==> |
07 Jan 2011 10:53 pm |
3 Comments |
| 168 |
>DTF: watch an docmentary about commas |
17 Jan 2011 03:41 pm |
2 Comments |
| 169 |
>DTF: Destroy door. |
19 Jan 2011 10:19 pm |
2 Comments |
| 170 |
>DTF: Destroy Television. |
20 Jan 2011 03:10 pm |
4 Comments |
| 171 |
>DTF: Collect junk scraps. |
28 Jan 2011 04:28 pm |
2 Comments |
| 172 |
>DTF: Steal INVOPOCKET... in a very "legal" way. |
29 Jan 2011 08:12 pm |
2 Comments |
| 173 |
>DTF: Throw books out door and retrieve hat. |
31 Jan 2011 10:00 pm |
2 Comments |
| 174 |
==> |
31 Jan 2011 10:01 pm |
2 Comments |
| 175 |
>DTF: Cruise around town like the cool mother f**ker you are. |
06 Feb 2011 08:27 pm |
1 Comments |
| 176 |
==> |
06 Feb 2011 08:27 pm |
0 Comments |
| 177 |
==> |
06 Feb 2011 08:27 pm |
4 Comments |
| 178 |
The Return of Food Network |
07 Apr 2011 08:38 pm |
2 Comments |
| 179 |
Recap v. 2 |
24 Apr 2011 05:20 pm |
3 Comments |
| 180 |
>DTF: Leap into the Constable's room, fists ready. |
26 Apr 2011 03:50 pm |
1 Comments |
| 181 |
==> |
26 Apr 2011 04:22 pm |
2 Comments |
| 182 |
>DTF: check out that bookshelf |
27 Apr 2011 08:31 pm |
2 Comments |
| 183 |
>DTF: look up THE SHERIFF in the dictionary |
28 Apr 2011 07:30 pm |
3 Comments |
| 184 |
>DTF: Angrily shove CHIVES in storage to be questioned later and search Mr. Cream's body for loot-I mean clues. |
03 May 2011 08:28 pm |
1 Comments |
| 185 |
==> |
06 May 2011 04:33 pm |
3 Comments |
| 186 |
>DTF: Hug victim and then read papers. |
12 May 2011 07:45 pm |
1 Comments |
| 187 |
==> |
12 May 2011 07:54 pm |
5 Comments |
| 188 |
DTF: Take pens. They could be useful... maybe you could use em for a crowbar or something. |
20 May 2011 10:02 pm |
3 Comments |
| 189 |
>DTF: Read OPERATION STACHE instead. |
23 May 2011 06:30 pm |
3 Comments |
| 190 |
>DTF: Glance at the other papers on the desk. |
30 May 2011 02:28 pm |
5 Comments |
| 191 |
>DTF: Just leave already! You've got a case to solve. |
14 Jun 2011 02:49 pm |
2 Comments |
| 192 |
==> |
18 Jun 2011 06:14 pm |
4 Comments |
| 193 |
>DTF: Use your AVERAGE INVESTIGATION SKILLS. |
01 Jul 2011 12:34 am |
1 Comments |
| 194 |
>DTF: Be that one crunchy fellow again. |
01 Jul 2011 01:24 am |
2 Comments |
| 195 |
>C: Peek out window. |
10 Jul 2011 08:20 pm |
2 Comments |
| 196 |
>C: Examine THE GENERATOR. |
12 Jul 2011 05:45 pm |
2 Comments |
| 197 |
>C: Break glass case with fist. |
14 Jul 2011 12:49 am |
2 Comments |
| 198 |
>C: Pull lever. |
17 Jul 2011 10:50 pm |
0 Comments |
| 199 |
==> |
17 Jul 2011 11:01 pm |
2 Comments |
| 200 |
>C: Check outside window for scaffolding as possible escape route. |
22 Jul 2011 02:10 pm |
4 Comments |
| 201 |
>C: Get belt from generator and use it on wire. |
04 Aug 2011 08:46 pm |
1 Comments |
| 202 |
==> |
04 Aug 2011 09:13 pm |
1 Comments |
| 203 |
==> |
05 Aug 2011 11:40 pm |
1 Comments |
| 204 |
==> |
05 Aug 2011 11:41 pm |
2 Comments |
| 205 |
>C: Sup? |
12 Aug 2011 10:36 pm |
4 Comments |
| 206 |
>C: Enter attack stance. |
15 Aug 2011 12:10 am |
1 Comments |
| 207 |
->C:OHMYGAWDIJUSTJUMPEDFROMABUILDINGWITHJUSTACONVEYORBELTHOLYSONUVAMOTHERTHATWASCOOL |
15 Aug 2011 12:18 am |
4 Comments |
| 208 |
>C:Engage in celebratory brofest with Mr. Pyrus. |
28 Aug 2011 05:53 pm |
3 Comments |
| 209 |
>C: Flip out as you fall to the ground. |
01 Sep 2011 03:52 pm |
3 Comments |
| 210 |
>MR. P: NOT AT ALL, BOY. |
17 Sep 2011 02:32 am |
3 Comments |
| 211 |
==> |
01 Oct 2011 12:08 am |
1 Comments |
| 212 |
==> |
01 Oct 2011 12:09 am |
5 Comments |
| 213 |
>C: Cheap fight scene |
14 Jan 2012 04:57 pm |
0 Comments |
| 214 |
==> |
14 Jan 2012 04:57 pm |
2 Comments |
| 215 |
>Mr.P: Go 20th level super saiyan |
20 Jan 2012 10:37 pm |
1 Comments |
| 216 |
==> |
20 Jan 2012 10:39 pm |
3 Comments |
| 217 |
>DJT: Pop out of the floor and save your bro |
14 Jul 2012 02:10 am |
1 Comments |
| 218 |
==> |
14 Jul 2012 02:11 am |
1 Comments |
| 219 |
==> |
14 Jul 2012 02:39 am |
3 Comments |
| 220 |
>DJT: Pop a cap. |
14 Mar 2013 04:02 pm |
1 Comments |
| 221 |
==> |
14 Mar 2013 04:03 pm |
3 Comments |